May 12, 2013

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May 5, 2013
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twisteddreams4u:

Always.

May 3, 2013
beggingforpermission:

May I cum yet, Mistress?
No, but you may switch hands now. I’ve got at least 100 pages left of this book. I don’t want to look up and see you slowing down on those clit circles before I’m done. If you have to pause to prevent your orgasm, go make a tally on the white board. But I warn you, it would be in your best interest to simply hold it back and obey me.

beggingforpermission:

May I cum yet, Mistress?

No, but you may switch hands now. I’ve got at least 100 pages left of this book. I don’t want to look up and see you slowing down on those clit circles before I’m done. If you have to pause to prevent your orgasm, go make a tally on the white board. But I warn you, it would be in your best interest to simply hold it back and obey me.

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April 29, 2013
This started off innocently enough. I got bored quickly.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
play in virtual worlds
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
pizza, sunkist, orange
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
myself. heh. at some point needful stuff, like a great tv, computer, internet connections, etc, but at some point that'd get paid for. heh, in a week. Week 2? hmm, plays, movies, books, travel. hmms. really depends on what the spouse is doing, no?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
the green one - it felt nice to the touch. heh. one of each? really?
I don't have one favorite in each. Don't even have one favorite genre in each. This is an impossible question to answer. hmm, it'd be easier to answer favorite virtual worlds I play in. heh
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
Well, I'm not really into spending time with dead people. They're, you know, dead. And sometimes don't even realize they stink. And they're so stiff all the time, so serious.
heh. Ok, more seriously, anyone living or dead? I'm not much of a social person, but I suppose if I could follow someone around, it might be fun to watch Shakespeare, I suppose.
I wouldn't really want to spend it with anyone in tv, movies, book writing or the like. I don't want the fantasy to be ruined. Shakespeare's far enough in the past that it'd be fun to see the time, and see him. hmm.
THat's supposing I went to see him. He'd be kind of boring if he just appeared in my room. We'd probably spend the first, oh, day screaming.
me: "Aaah! Strange person in my room! noooo *breath* nooo!"
them: "*babbles in Shakespearen English!*"
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
mint, water, pea-green
7: What is the first initial of the name of the person you like/love?
hmm, this getting boring. I answer: "none"
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
none
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
gah. Tis repetitive, this list of questions. Repetitve I say! Yes, I know this opposite of other, but same/similar answer could still suffice.
book: any of the books I tried to read but couldn't finish.
movie: most recently: that "Seeking a Friend when the World Ends" was kind of tedious. Mostly because I wanted to like it, has actor in it like. mmphs.
tv show: I couldn't stand the opening episode(s) of newer Battlestar Galactica (stop yelling to yourself! why are people not starring/tackling you, restraining you!) and Stargate Universe (long boring opening episode with huge number of whiners).
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
be self-conscious about what I currently look like, etc. And wonder why they are so very much tinier than they appear on screen.
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
Strangest thing? I guess the bottle of legal drugs.
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
I have no idea how to answer said question with that comment made after the statement.
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
pfft. I tell world so they use? shesh.
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
bed, tv, rocking chair, toilet, shower
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
cat. In good home, good lazy life. Though, may be boring.
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
I'm not much for crowds. I can't think of a single band I'd wish to put up with.
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
no.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
bah.
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
With tickets? Or including random performers on street, at wine tasting, at bluegrass fair, music player at brunch? I've seen one live music concert. Assuming "concert" limited to music. And does not include "comedic concert".
I'm not one for crowds.
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
Well, I was going to pfft or other, but I did kind of get a song implanted in my brain when I was really really young.
"Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something"
Liked it at the time, stuck in head now.
21: Who do you ship?
I do not normally use shipping services, though I seem to mostly use UPS when I do.
Otherwise, what the bloody hell does this question mean? Am I a slaver? Is the question asking me who I'd put on a slave ship? A jaunty sea-pirate?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
none
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
I'm so bloody tired of music questions.
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
idolize? IDOLIZE >>>>what? What the fuck? I worship no celebrities.
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
good grief. In its place, music can be good. I don't worship music, I don't lather myself up in my own juices, dripping with eagerness, to rub against a band, or band member, or even a tuba.
Shesh.
April 23, 2013
Story: Finnegan’s Whore

Story from BDSM Library by Valkitty

excerpt:

“Good girl, you gave the boys their show and let them have their fun humiliating you. You have pleased me. Now, I’d like you to come with me to my home.  I promise you will not be harmed whore, and likewise you will not be fucked there tonight.  Answer yes or no now whore.” 

She didn’t know what to think…what does he want with me if not to fuck.  “I’m waiting whore, I won’t wait on your answer all night”, he said as he interupted her thoughts.  “ummm okay, i mean yes Sir”, she squeeked out. 

“Good girl, now for the ride to my home you must present yourself appropriately and be secured in my vehicle.  Remove your shirt whore.”  

She removed it baring her breasts, her nipples almost immediately becoming aroused and erect. 

“Now, the skirt whore, I want you naked.  Move to the middle seat so I can enjoy the view in my rearview mirror.”  She did as he instructed, as she slid over to the middle of the seat he handed her two sets of handcuffs. 

“Now my whore, I want you to fasten one side of the cuff to your left wrist and the other end to the hole in the arm rest on the door”  

She did as asked. 

“Now the right wrist to the opposite door, cunt”.  

This was a little tougher but she managed to close it on her wrist after attaching to the door.

“Make sure they are snug on your wrists”  She did so and made them click once more on each wrist so she couldn’t move them.  Her arms were stretched out with her tits protruding forward.  “Good girl” she heard him say as he put the vehicle in drive and the car sped off.   They drove in silence for awhile, she could see him watching her tits bounce as the car stopped and moved forward again.  “How is that cunt doing whore?  I bet it’s sloppy wet by now”. 

April 19, 2013
youareintroubleyounglady:

You stay right there … this is my home … and my rules say that the bathroom door is never locked … no, not even for my kitten’s friends … that’s because I do as I please under my own roof … I knew the moment I saw you that I needed to touch you … open your legs … do it … ah, that gasp as my kneading fingers push into you … oh, your little bud is so swollen already … mmm, you’ve been touching yourself … even in the water, I can feel your slick, flowing juice … good … just relax … you have no say in what happens now … just do what Daddy says … be a good girl.

youareintroubleyounglady:

You stay right there … this is my home … and my rules say that the bathroom door is never locked … no, not even for my kitten’s friends … that’s because I do as I please under my own roof … I knew the moment I saw you that I needed to touch you … open your legs … do it … ah, that gasp as my kneading fingers push into you … oh, your little bud is so swollen already … mmm, you’ve been touching yourself … even in the water, I can feel your slick, flowing juice … good … just relax … you have no say in what happens now … just do what Daddy says … be a good girl.

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April 14, 2013
your-very-personal-assistant:

Please send me all your thoughts and wishes…

your-very-personal-assistant:

Please send me all your thoughts and wishes…

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April 14, 2013

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April 14, 2013
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April 13, 2013
theshitthatneverhappened:

fckenramsz:

gotdangit-bobby:

This is too ridiculous not to reblog ahah

lol

listening to “the rapture-Echoes” when i saw this and it was like they where dancing to it..

theshitthatneverhappened:

fckenramsz:

gotdangit-bobby:

This is too ridiculous not to reblog ahah

lol

listening to “the rapture-Echoes” when i saw this and it was like they where dancing to it..

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